Storithyme

Test Report (03/08/2022)

Once the shields were erected, lead aprons donned and a large whisky sunk for each of our 20,000 strong team, it was time to initiate the MACHINE! The MACHINE was vast; it towered over us like a million mile high monolith. While it was a shame the moon had to be moved, we were used that sort of shuffle. We all took cover in the freshly refurbished nuclear bunker on Mercury and waited for the command sequence. Quentin had misplaced his Geiger counter and Barry had restarted his crack habit, but were ready. 400 years of preparation, 200 years of building... we were finally ready. The Neslé logo stood proud and we watched... waiting.

Maddie is doing very well.